i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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