sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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