I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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