New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Every concussion has its silver lining
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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