You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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