if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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