Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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