Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
you had me at cake vodka
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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