Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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