I think I died a long time ago.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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