it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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