If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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