i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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