i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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