I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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