i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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