Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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