everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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