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I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
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I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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