I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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