Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
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it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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