just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.