Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.