Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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