I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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