IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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