why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
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Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
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I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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