They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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