does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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