i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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