I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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