Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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