quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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