Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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