Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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