he wants to bone in the snuggie
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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