Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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