BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize