Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
