3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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