At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
