these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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