Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
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1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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