I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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