i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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