My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
When are your genitals available?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize