i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today