Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night