My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.