I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I could fuck to npr.
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I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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