They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
And then my night got REAL pukey
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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