I showed him my bush... on skype.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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