Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
