She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
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See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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