brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you traded sex for a burrito?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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