I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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