Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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